bulbasaur-001:

If you ever wanna insult someone just call them the name of a gyroid

shut up you mini dinkoid

(Source: supermariomoonshine, via evelynpants)

mcmatteo:

824706:

I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog

He’s ready for an adventure

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

(via georgegrowsup)

peetasboxers:

peetasboxers:

A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO”

DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG”

(via lovesextdeath)

blastortoise:

I didn’t make an ad but that won’t stop me
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